Bubbles you little shit

I'm going to hell.

Me:

*said with niece nearby* Hey Steven, what color were your eyes before you got your grownup ones?
Steven:

Eh?
Me:

*wink*
Steven:

Oh, I don't remember.
Me:

Really? Ah, well. Mine were blue before I got my grownup eyes.
Niece:

Like mine!
Me:

Ha ha, yeah. Man, I wonder what color your grownup eyes are going to be.
Me:

Don't pull them out early, okay? *smile*

If you ever see me with a shirt on of a show, movie or whatever on it that you love too

you have the right to sit your ass down in front of me and start talking

my public representation of my fandoms is an invitation to come and talk to me about it

(Source: mccoymedical)

(Source: sarahwalker)

beyoncebeytwice:

when attractive people compliment me on things i get suspicious because remember when regina george complimented that one girl on her skirt

Anonymous

Anonymous asked:

I take it you're not a jealous person then if you're polyamorus?

Can’t say that I’m not jealous, but it’s helping me overcome it and not get jealous over silly things.

thesockmonkeyrenegade:

gracethelostgirl:

lovewithyous:

carolineflack:

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY

the-mushroom-lady:

Oh my gosh I got a pretty lady’s phone number…!!!! ; u ;

I was too shy to ask her out, so sparkingtimepiece kept nudging me until I did.

And, and she gave me her number. <3

Making shit happen one day at a time.

iguanamouth:

godzilla3092:

iguanamouth:

the shaman pokemon

(forgive me)

These need to stop being so badass.

[shades descend onto my face] thanks bro